I am Jen.
23 year old mother, fiancée who will one day think of a good enough paragraph to write on social networking sites
This is more of my 'what pop culture shit i am obsessed with' blog along with a few pictures of me and my son, If you are wanting a most in depth blog with parenting and personal posts there is a link to that kind of blog below.
Where is all the porn?
I remember a lot more porn…
Sunday Jul 13 @ 03:00pm with 3 notes
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
"how to coddle your child"
how is any of this coddling
being nice to toddlers and doing things that make both of your lives more efficient is coddling. Just hand them a bottle of rum and a 1099 form and make them do taxes the second they hit a year old.
Sunday Apr 6 @ 02:35am with 336,202 notes
i just snapped at Reuben a tiny bit.
'mum, i don't like batman. mum, i don't like batman. mum, i don't like batman. mum, i don't like batman. mum, i don't like batman. i don't liek him. i don't liek batman mum. MUMMM, I DON'T LIKE BATMAN!!!!!'
'WELL MUMMY DOESN'T LIKE BATMAN EITHER!!'
Saturday Jan 4 @ 02:10pm with 1 note
okay but latias is just hardcore flirting with ash tho
Poor Ash doesn’t even realize that his true destiny was never to capture all pokemon, but to eventually fuck a dragon.
What other ultimate destiny could there ever be in any world that has dragons?
Saturday Jan 4 @ 11:15am with 27,468 notes
The amount of tattoos I want is horribly disproportionate to the amount of money I have to spend on tattoos.
Saturday Jan 4 @ 11:04am with 363 notes
Friday Jan 3 @ 12:13pm with 5 notes
toddlers are so confusing.
'it's a trap for Indianna Jones, remember?'
Friday Jan 3 @ 11:22am with 2 notes
Friday Jan 3 @ 10:31am with 10,492 notes
What a good start to my day!
Friday Jan 3 @ 10:13am with 0 notes
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You don’t have a best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex.
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You are taller than your dad.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have never been out of the country.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing. (used to have this)
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 2 tattoos.
You straighten your hair occasionally.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You were at your own house last New Year’s. (2012-2013)
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly/wavy hair.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know some sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You are the oldest.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl/woman.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.
Thursday Jan 2 @ 03:32pm with 16,002 notes
First 365 to REBLOG will get their URL put in a jar.
And every day in 2014, I’ll pick out a URL and write them a nice message on anon. Please only reblog only once, likes do not count. I’m copying this from someone, but I just thought it was super cute and it promotes positivity :)
Wednesday Jan 1 @ 10:35pm with 456 notes
got my heated blanket on and fifteen minutes to prepare myself and my emotions before climbing into bed and watching Sherlock <3
Wednesday Jan 1 @ 08:45pm with 2 notes
Good luck, Sherlock fandom.
Good luck, everyone else who attempts to navigate the internet in the wake of Sherlock fandom.
Wednesday Jan 1 @ 08:23pm with 302 notes